So my Xmas was nothing abnormal for me. Gifts consisted of contraceptives, porn, and hundreds of singles for strip clubs ? (I don't go to strip clubs!) As well as some pretty on point music gifts (well done).
This year's classic:
Alltime classic:
I'm glad you're worried about me catchin the HIV and getting girls pregnant. Thanks alotta cuz!
This is the most genious thing my family has come up with in a good minute:PORNAMENTS!
porn on Xmas ornaments with sexually ambiguous Xmas sayings on the back like "Cum All Ye Faithful". My cousin is looking for amateur porn to be donated to this business... so don't be shy.
I'm bored in Austin. Drinking eggnog and working on music shit.
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